new stuff
a humorous history of garnish
Introducing Bacon Cereal. jesus. via
—————————
I don’t know what to say.via
Nemozushi, via–these were sent as a promo by Saatchi&Saatchi. brilliant.
Jamon Iberico and the US Mens National Soccer Team. via– I don’t know what to make of this, but it is sincerely and completely the weirdest, most verbose food metaphor I’ve ever seen. Too bad Arena and company didn’t read it before the Ghana match.
In honor of our early exit from the World Cup, a bit of footie geek out is in order, I think. I have some marching orders for our players:
Clint Dempsey: You’re good. We know that. we also know you’re a shitty rapper. Get your ass to europe, try to avoid DeMarcus Beasley’s path (don’t turn into a Tooly-mcToolerstien) and get better.
Landon Donovan: if you’re not playing in europe in 4 years, you’re off the squad.
Gooch: I hope you learn how to not get punked in the EPL. Good luck in Man City.
Arena: I pronounce you the Rick Pitino of Footie. adios muchacho. good luck landing a coaching job in USL-2
