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Proof of Killer Tomatoes

Ok, so my roommate vacillates between eating nothing but salad and nothing but junk. Below is photographic evidence of both:

The Taco Bell bag is recent, but those tomatoes are old. PURCHASED BEFORE THANKSGIVING 2006 OLD

the smaller one looks a bit shriveled and old, but the tomato in the foreground is unnatural. Let me repeat. this photo was taken on February 12th, 2007. Roomie bought these before leaving town for THANKSGIVING.

See the betting pool sketched out on the napkin? My guess is next novemeber. Killer Tomatoes must be engineered for a 1 year shelf life.

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