Longball Vineyards is actually selling three Red Sox labeled wines:
Manny Being Merlot
Shilling Chardonnay
Tim Wakefield’s CaberKnuckle
Obviously, this is an elaborate joke in the making. I’d do all the work with the folks from Van Dusen Speaks, but someone beat us to it.
Despite the title of this post, my favorite is:
“Coco Cristal:
A smoothed-out chilly blend of only the speediest varietals, carbonated VERY naturally so as not to injure the grapes. Louis Roederer developed this reluctantly, due to the center fielder’s rap career, but is reportedly very pleased with the results. Unlike “the Triangle,” no funny stuff here!“
followed closely by “Wily Moët Peña.”
via Kottke
