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reality bites back

Fast food spotted in the wild! I do note that the Fish Sandwhich isn’t far off. But damn, Fast Food places should stop cooking beans in any form. looks like baby shit. Curses on all Food Stylists!

If only the fast food fantasies were as good as reality. I’ve lined up some fast food fantasies applied outside the Mall Food Court:

Presidential candidates:

Fantasy:

Vs. reality:

Gastronaut reader fantasies:

vs. reality:

Okay, I’m not as ugly as Wayne Rooney. Nor will you see me painted up with the Stars and Stripes. Be glad of that, people. Be very glad.
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