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rants and raves

Rant: Fucking Timbers. They’re playing like they’re two goals up when they’re two goals down.

Rave: little piggy Give-away that gave the Army ammunition to pelt the Puerto Rico Goalkeeper who shook his nuts at us.

Rant: Fucking Timbers.

Rave: Bringing tourists into the Army who had fun despite the look of deep sadness on the faces of people around us (including me)

Rant: Fucking guy behind me who decided that IN MY BEER was the appropriate place to deposit his peanut shells. Yes they were under my seat, but fuckin think! I have bruises on my kneecaps after games because of the seats in the row in front of me. We put the beer in the safest possible place.

FUCK!

Rave: nah, I’m out.

Rant: Fucking Timbers.

admission: yeah… I’ll be there on Tuesday.

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