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it's gonna get slow round these here parts

Apr 25th, 2007
by Mark.
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Posting is going to slow down around here for a while. I won’t belabor the point much, but I’ll put it this way: my knife callus is back already.

Stay tuned y’all, I’m sure to come back with a splash sooner rather than later.

to hold you over, here’s a guy who knows how to take College seriously:

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Proof of Killer Tomatoes

Feb 12th, 2007
by Mark.
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Ok, so my roommate vacillates between eating nothing but salad and nothing but junk. Below is photographic evidence of both:

The Taco Bell bag is recent, but those tomatoes are old. PURCHASED BEFORE THANKSGIVING 2006 OLD

the smaller one looks a bit shriveled and old, but the tomato in the foreground is unnatural. Let me repeat. this photo was taken on February 12th, 2007. Roomie bought these before leaving town for THANKSGIVING.

See the betting pool sketched out on the napkin? My guess is next novemeber. Killer Tomatoes must be engineered for a 1 year shelf life.

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