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The Basketball Jones

“…. wait, I know how this ends–A midget impregnates a really big white woman.” –J.E. Skeets

The Basketball Jones is an NBA podcast that’s been ‘on the air’ for two years as of Friday. I’ve been on board since the first episode. they’re hilarious and about as educated as any ESPN pundit.

Tas Melas : J.E. Skeets :: Carl Reiner : Mel Brooks.


It’s like listening to your friends argue about basketball, except, well, they’re smarter than your friends.

Highlights:
1. I still have the award for most profane email read on the podcast (something about the world fellating LeBron James, ca. May 2006)

2. Listening to two Canadians trying to sing the American National Anthem at 6am on the fly.

3. Wanker of the Week. yaaaaaayyyyyy.

4. Playoff shows and season previews with guest bloggers from around the interwebs. It’s nice to learn that your favorite NBA bloggers sound as nerdy and white as you imagined.

5. Realizing that betting against Tas’ picks will pay off my student loans by 2009.

The most amazing thing, perhaps, is the boys do the show 5 fucking times a week at the ass crack of dawn for free. So check it out ya’ll. My NBA cocktail is now 2 parts Basketball Jones, 1 part Kelly Dwyer, a splash of Charles Barkley and Tonic. it’s delicious, nutritious and ESPN free. mmmmmm basketball cocktails.

KG: speaking truth to power



I love kevin Garnett. that is all

the NBA draft, the Timbers, and why I'm not posting

Forgive me folks, this is barely food related, and I doubt any of the frequent visitors to this site will care a lick about this post, but…

I swore off the NBA after the Suns clearly demonstrated that the NBA was not only fixed, but fixed by idiots. Yet, here I am, on my day off, waiting for the NBA draft to start. I’m about to lose a $5 bet with a dear friend, but she doesn’t read this, so perhaps I can save my scant dollars until she presses the issue.

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