non-food
Well look who's been called up to the big leagues
“Don’t think, Meat, you’ll only hurt the ball club”
My penchant for major league snark has caught the eye of a big league club. My first appearance out of the bullpen can be found here.
Survival of the fittest
Vows of Poverty
I know that playing professional soccer in the United States involves a vow of poverty (unless you’re goldenballs), but someone’s taken it a bit too far:
MLS player retires to enter priesthood









