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Everybody chill….

I’m clearly mailing it in this week, but big changes are a comin’ around here. stay tuned.

Well look who's been called up to the big leagues

“Don’t think, Meat, you’ll only hurt the ball club”


My penchant for major league snark has caught the eye of a big league club. My first appearance out of the bullpen can be found here.

Business in the Front, Party in the Back



Hello friends, we are talking about the Moustache (bagote) and the Mullet (cubana)!

Survival of the fittest

I have been on a tear recently, eating, drinking and flitting about on weekdays, weekday nights and weekends like I’ve been sitting still for 6 months.

Oh wait, I did.

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Vows of Poverty

I know that playing professional soccer in the United States involves a vow of poverty (unless you’re goldenballs), but someone’s taken it a bit too far:

MLS player retires to enter priesthood