Patton Blogs on his myspace page. Here’s what he said about his trip to Portland.
“I love Portland…but. I love visiting there…but.
It’s Disneyland for the alternative scene. “I’ve never seen such a low testosterone level in a city,” said my wife, enchanted by Voodoo Donuts and the Chinese Gardens. “I know I shouldn’t say this, but it’s hard to imagine anyone ever being raped up here.”
Someone needs to set off an Ambition Bomb in front of Powell’s.
I met Brian Michael Bendis for dinner at Le Pigeon, where at least our taste buds were raped…with deliciousness!
(If the owners of Le Pigeon are reading this, feel free to put that on the message machine for your reservations).”
I’m inclined to agree. I wonder if you can get ambition bombs from the Halliburton, or if you have to go underground and talk to the Syrians. Needless to say, given the nature of the Graffiti one sees around here, Oswalt hit the Portland nail on the head. To which we collectively respond:
“Owwwwww! That really huuuuurrrrt! You asshole. I’m gonna go write a mean song about you!”
Here’s a video from his Label of the KFC Famous Bowls bit I referenced a few posts ago.