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The five most soul destroying minutes in FoodTV history

I was going to hold on to this link to keep my splendid comedic genius at the top of the page for more than, say, 4 hours, but fuck that noise, this is too good to save.

Before you click, here’s the best way to enjoy this:
1. click the link
2. let it load
3. look at the image for 3 seconds
4. close your eyes
5. press play
6. let your imagination run wild.

the moving images you are about to listen to are totally SFW, but definitely NSFST (not safe for sleeping tonight). especially if your imagination is like mine.
Naomi Leibowitz, I will lose sleep over this.

so you tell me: foodgasm or porngasm?